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captawesomesauce:

I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.

captawesomesauce:

I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.

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televisonrulesthenation:

rodneykong:

the guys who wrote this show were literally on so many drugs it’s unbelievable it ever aired on Cartoon Network

The writing, as well as the animation style of this show, is what makes Ed, Edd, and Eddy an absolute Cartoon Network classic.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

zeekubeast:

If you could make your own house motto and sigil, what would they be?

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i think we can all relate to the motto of house bradley-west

I have been waiting for this gif set forever. 

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@3 days ago with 39369 notes

sodamnrelatable:

TRYING TO CHEER PEOPLE UP ON THE INTERNET

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@3 days ago with 55094 notes
yrrzy:

exclusive footage of the xbox one production line

yrrzy:

exclusive footage of the xbox one production line

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@3 hours ago with 43717 notes

My little brother took my fries and I’m on my period and I’m not ashamed to say I cried for a half hour straight.

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gurlfriend:happy fathers day
bf:but im not a dad
gf::)
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New Mother:is it a boy or a girl?
Doctor:IT'S A SEA BASS
New Mother:NOT AGAIN
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eveningoutwithyourqirlfriend:

Animal Cross-Dress and Fuck Your Gender Roles: New Leaf.

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ravenclawofdistrict12:

OmG Guise what if pillows complimented you in your sleeP
Like you lay your head down to sleep and the pillow seductively whispered yeah you smell nIce.

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