Michael 19 Socially awkward
@1 day ago with 31852 notes
My little brother took my fries and I’m on my period and I’m not ashamed to say I cried for a half hour straight.
|gurlfriend:||happy fathers day|
|bf:||but im not a dad|
|New Mother:||is it a boy or a girl?|
|Doctor:||IT'S A SEA BASS|
|New Mother:||NOT AGAIN|